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Hampstead Village Voice
Edition 15 out NOW!
Hampsdead? The corporate take-over is complete.
£2 well spent!
Once in your grubby little paws, edition 15 will feature a punishing critique of the ruthless corporate invasion of Hampstead High Street, combined with a rather endearing trip down memory lane when Fowlers in Flask Walk sold single cigarettes to children and no one seemed to mind. Ay, them wer't days.
What else? Oh yes, Professor P. Dant has a most splendid and eloquent rant at those blasted 1 mile deep basements; the High Street Spy has a go at the Post Office for up-selling insurance to old ladies; the Ham&High gets a hammering (Ed. don't you mean a Ham&Highering?); La Gaffe celebrates 50 years with Stevie Wonder, Peter O'Toole and Huggy Bear in a centre page spread; there's an exposé on cheap and nasty letting agencies attempting to rent out Hampstead flats in a rather unethical manner and a whole lot of other good shit.
Also, exclusive Hampstead photos of Thierry Henry, Jürgen Klinsmann, David Soul, Martin Bell, Patrick Veiera and Robert Pires. Cor blimey guvnor!
Worse still, the Hampstead Village Voice is now available at: Budgens (Belsize Parkistan) - but definitely not at Tesco-Stressco (Heath Street).
There you have it. Toodles!
Emmanuel Mustafa Goldstein x
Editor in law suit.
Where to buy the Hampstead Village Voice
If you'd like to read the current edition [13] you'll have to pop into one of the local outlets listed below and spend an entire £2 squid for the 36 pages of sheer, glossy and enlightening joy that is the Hampstead Village Voice. [Ed. shock-horror! Don't you know there's a recession on?]
Hampstead Village
Mag One 68 Rosslyn Hill, London NW3 1ND Tel: 020 7794 1455
Village News 14 Heath Street, NW3 6TE Tel: 020 7794 5212
Hampstead News 3 Holly Hill, NW3 6QN Tel: 020 7435 3253
Hampstead Health Shop 57 Hampstead High Street NW3 1QH Tel: 020 7435 6418
New End Mini Market Carnegie House, New End NW3 1JE Tel: 020 7435 8845
Hampstead Underground Station, Kiosks 1 and 2, Hampstead Village, NW3.
Waterstone's 68-69 Hampstead High Street, NW3 1QP Tel: 020 7794 1098
Keith Fawlkes Books Flask Walk NW3 Tel: 020 7435 0614
La Gaffe 107-111 Heath Street, NW3 6SS Tel: 020 7435 8965
Simply Scrumptious 9 Flask Walk, NW3 Tel: 020 7435 8473
Satellite Village of Belsize Parkistan
Late Nite Extra 56 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 8077
The Late Late Shop 60 Belsize Lane, NW3 5AR Tel: 020 7794 1539
Hampstead Satellite of Saff End Green.
Heath News 41 South End Road NW3 2PY Tel: 020 7433 8500
M&M Newsagent 1 Elm Terrace NW3 2LL Tel: 020 7485 5356
MK Patel 90 Fleet Road NW3 2QX Tel: 020 7485 1336
Londis 59 South End Road NW3 2QB Tel: 020 7435 1424
:: STOP PRESS::
As of Edition 15 the Hampstead Village Voice will also be available at:
Budgens (Belsize Park), Sainsbury's (O2 Finchley Rd) and Waterstones (O2 Finchley Rd) but definitely not at Stressco (Heath Street).
HTV1 HAMPSTEAD
"ON AIR"
Just click here to view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALDlM6y6Oiw
Just click here to view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALDlM6y6Oiw
Banned from HTV1, Simon Amstel and Russell Brand show off their most splendid copy of the Hampstead Village Voice (edition 6) outside Mag One on Rosslyn Hill.
But why on earth are you wasting your time reading this on-line tosh when you could be out reading some real, analog, paper tosh avec the Hampstead Village Voice itself? Off you pop to your local newsagent at once.
Toodle pip!
Emmanuel "Mustafa" Goldstein.
Editor in Hotpants & Tea Person for The Hampstonian and The Hampstead Village Voice.
Visit the Editors Blog if you dare:
http://hampsteadvillagevoice.blogspot.com
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